all over the map

1. widely scattered

2. in a widely varied maner
He looked for grandpa all over the map when he ran away from the hospital.
by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2010
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i eat map

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I Eat Map Who?

Person unknowingly admitting to eating their own Sh!t.
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I Eat Map
I Eat Map Who?

You just admitted to eating your own Sh!t
by Chang Qou February 12, 2016
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drawing the map of hawaii

same as a "pearl necklace"...when a man ejaculates on the collar bone area.
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
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all over the map

Spread out or scattered over an extremely wide spectrum.
My feelings about my new job are all over the map.
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where you at on the map

are you single/ are you talking to anyone
kathy: "where you at on the map?"
George: "I've been out here"
Kathy: "I feel it"
Notice how George said "I've been out here", this suggests that he has been hoeing around and he is most likely talking to someone. Kathy should move on to the next person.
by little tiger April 02, 2016
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Go get a map!!

With it, your wisdom is evident. Without it, you appear lost, foolish, and mentally incompetent to your peers.
Repentyourself: OH MY GOD, I CANNOT FIGURE THAT s**t OUT. f**k it, I'mma have that extra i in there. Mad?

Gin: Change the censor bypassing letters to s instead of i, since you're trying to italicize the word it will f**k it up. Go get a map!! Your wig ain't helping you here.

An Evening In Guanima: Becky needs to do her boy a slow solid and let it be known where I can get gifs! And as for Gin and VW and bandwagon...........do you the space that follows?

Gin: Heffa I be holding a map with NO BLANK SPACES because I have SOLID DIRECTION. You on the other hand, your existence is a blank space. U mad? Go get a map!!

Playedout2thacore: Jennifer Lopez actually believes that she can get a hit with Louboutins. What a catastrophic FLOP! She needs to Go get a map!!

Repentyourself: I'd rather have a GPS. They're better.

Playedout2thacore: Hunny don't fool yourself. First you need to repent for the horrible sin of claiming the GPS as superior. Now to be cleansed you need to Go get a map!! You were lost and now you are found. Don't thank me, thank the map!!
by Gin & Playedout2thacore January 14, 2010
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One of Hobbs' Halo Maps

Something really boring and un-fun that is usually hyped up or over-hyped, but is a huge disappointment. Also when everyone hates something, but the creator loves it.
by AC/DC 4 Life March 22, 2009
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