frack major

to be a master at fracking

joey blew me so hard he must be a frack major

by rj_yktv March 23, 2022

Major Hurting

When something is really really bad, or when a guy or a girl are really ugly.

Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"

Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"

Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."

by bunnyluv143 April 17, 2012

major connex

To have serious or 'major' connections. To know people who are in high places that are connected; a person such as this would be considered to have 'major connex.'

"Eddie can get us into the V.I.P no problem! he got major connex"

by SonnyBono April 16, 2007

Major Shaming

When people (family members, older friends, old people in general) talk crap about the major you choose in college.

Ex. #1- You're an English major! You'll never get a job with that!
Ex. #2- You're an Education major, you won't make any money in that field.
Ex. #3- We all know Liberal arts majors aren't going anywhere.

Person 1- You aren't gonna get a job with that major.
Person 2- wow that's major shaming.

by Moustasch34 April 20, 2017

English Major

Someone who is well versed in useless information. Classes are usually painstakingly boring, and chanting of "Would you like whipped cream and sprinkles with that?"

"That guy that works at Starbucks is a total English Major."

by jefcar March 17, 2005

morning major

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

by pault69 November 4, 2008

major bitch

Ultimate bitch

oh my god she's a major bitch! she's on another level of bitchiness!

by jojojojomo August 1, 2016