Mom

CEO of da house

Mom beat me with a shoe

by Instantpizza66 August 8, 2019

Mom

The most strictest parent around when your on a date she goes with u

I’m going on a date with u oh ok my mom is going

by Hunter416 September 7, 2019

Mom

Moms are the best there cute and hot, moms help a lot 💕 they mean the world to you

I love my mom so much

by Toryo gonsalez October 12, 2019

Mom

Someone who tells you that they are not made of money, but guess what...
M- Made
O- Of
M- Money

Me:mom can you buy me airpods
Mom:im not made of money i cant pay that much for small blutooth earbuds
Me: Doesn't mom mean made of money
Mom: You little smart***

by Hdjdjdbbejekdb October 13, 2019

Mom

The woman who pushed you out of her pleasure tunnel.

Dan: Hey wheres your Mom?
Xavi: Oh, she gave up on me when I thought the earth was flat.

by We_all_like_mans November 4, 2019

mom

OKAY BOOMER

child: mom can i go to a strip club
mom: no
child: OKAY BOOMER

by cuddlebuddy November 11, 2019

Mom

They cool and do stuff

Mom is cool and does stuff for you

by Stanley Hudson October 14, 2019