Meg Griffing is a creature of the night and a cretin if you ever have the misfortune to encounter her RUN!!!!!!!
by MR, will fist your sister February 27, 2020
Get the Meg griffin mug.An indeterminate amount of time; often exacerbated by lack of sleep, hanger, previous engagements, late night showers and naps. The opposite of the new york minute.
by Boss Hog 1234 June 2, 2018
Get the Meg Minute mug.Basically, a child in their own family that suffers from parentification and is a scapegoat, like their sole existence is being born into the family just so they can be a punching bag that has to take everything, every insult, every hit from siblings, etc.
Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.
Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.
Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.
Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.
Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
by Buttersphere July 12, 2025
Get the Meg Griffin treatment mug.n. A euphemism for "shit." Often used in a humorous or ironic way.
Synonyms:
Shit, crap, crapola, doo-doo, guano, manure, turd, waste
Antonyms:
Success, achievement, accomplishment, triumph
Usage:
The term "Meg" can be used in any situation where the speaker would normally use the word "shit." It can be used in a sentence by itself, or it can be used as an adjective or adverb.
Synonyms:
Shit, crap, crapola, doo-doo, guano, manure, turd, waste
Antonyms:
Success, achievement, accomplishment, triumph
Usage:
The term "Meg" can be used in any situation where the speaker would normally use the word "shit." It can be used in a sentence by itself, or it can be used as an adjective or adverb.
"I'm about to Meg my pants."
"Blake is gonna get so Meg faced tonight"
"I hope she doesn't get Meggy with this"
"Blake is gonna get so Meg faced tonight"
"I hope she doesn't get Meggy with this"
by Anonymous_298365 June 27, 2023
Get the Meg mug.When you drink 2 bottles of champegne in 30 minutes. Because you are slugging them like an absolute LEGEND, 2 sip mimosas right down the hatch, one after another. Everyone you see you scream at for no reason and every time you take a step and fall. When you fall, you fall hard, breaking wine bottles, bongs, and basically anything else insight until your friends force you to sleep. Suddenly, you wake up at 12:55 A.M. to 100 notifications and epic confusion. Thats what you call a good old fashion Meg Blackout.
"My head hurts, I fell on a mirror this weekend when I Meg Blacked out"
" You didn't just black out, you had an epic Meg Blackout"
" You didn't just black out, you had an epic Meg Blackout"
by blackout meg October 26, 2020
Get the Meg Blackout mug.Meg is the most petite pocket rocket you could ever meet. Meg is slightly unhinged, sometimes neurotic and can be known to home a strangely active amygdala. Meg is a pioneer of tenacity and chatter for many units on the planet; mainly those residing on the slowly sinking East Coast of Australia. If you come across a Meg, you will be instantly taken by her vivacity, beauty, intellect and a no fucks given attitude. Meg can go out of her window of tolerance and become a coey pest, however if she gains your trust, she's as loyal as yer Mum. Meg is an absolute champion in the sport of face yoga, and is as bendy as hell. If you dare to interlope with this firecracker, be prepared to be spiralled into an abyss of cognitive dissonance between ungodly pleasure and relentless needs for validation. Meg is a frisky Blondie lookalike teetotaller who will never stop entertaining her loved ones with her bogan charm and minxy sexiness. Those who depart from Meg, will not like to admit that they miss her dizzying personality, but rest assured, they secretly do.
Human 1 "Hey, I saw that cool Meg chick the other day, she found an actual chicken!"
Human 2 "Yeah man, I saw her go off at the MoshPit and then she talked my ear off and showed me some cool face yoga!"
Human 2 "Yeah man, I saw her go off at the MoshPit and then she talked my ear off and showed me some cool face yoga!"
by ThewordsmithofDully August 21, 2022
Get the Meg mug.When one acts such as Meg Lebaugh.
Lying phsycoticly
Being a crazy bitch
Saying you have Lung cancer when you don't
Lying phsycoticly
Being a crazy bitch
Saying you have Lung cancer when you don't
by Dolanzz August 30, 2017
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