Lover’s foot

A beautiful build up of your partner’s sexual discharge in between your toes causing a unique fungal growth of the foot.

May cause a pleasant inability to walk properly.

Billy gave Nick some nasty lover’s foot.

by Og-Bobby-Johnson May 12, 2021

paper lover

Individuals who deeply care for each other and email constantly but have never meet in person. They may talk on the phone or leave voice mails but the relationship is mainly interwbz based. May have found each other on craigs list.

I know I'm married but she's my paper lover.

by piedmont April 26, 2009

phantom lover

Imaginary lover of the mind he/she doesn't exist.

"Hey why is that patient here in the asylum" he asked "She said her boyfriend killed a man but she's lived alone she must have made a phantom lover."

by Bryony Cree July 9, 2014

Lovers' Blush

A reddening of the face due to extreme make-out sessions or full on love making.

"Hmm, George and Sally sure were down there a long time, and when they came up, they had the lovers' blush. Guess we know what they were doing..."

by Face McGee March 31, 2009

amputee lover

Someone who has a fetish for an amputee.

"I guess jerry had remembered my ultimate fantasy was to fuck a bitch with no legs!"- amputee lover

by mc dicksauce July 20, 2006

avril lover

Anyone under the age of 10 whose first introduction to Punk was from Avril Lavigne. They've been soiled for life.

While most Punk Rock artists throw concerts full of drunk and rowdy teenagers, Avril's concerts are full of tiny Avril Lover's sitting on the ground with their legs crossed playing duck-duck-goose and spraying lemonade on each other.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

Coon Lover

An individual who is not negro but dates within the negro race.

That dirty honky bitch is a coon lover!

by KB2563 October 7, 2009