life

Pointless things people do between ejaculations.

Speaker 1: "My Grandma is 110 years old."
Speaker 2: "What a long life!"

by Tired of life December 28, 2016

Life

Not the only thing that knocks people down.

Not everybody who says they got up after being knocked down really got up. Some were always helped up by an authority figure in life.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2020

life

life is a little idea of an exam that everyone fails and hates

life is a bitch

by okfijkfijif November 20, 2020

life

life is a lot like a penis soft, straight and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard

my life is a penis

by easy way out June 9, 2018

Life

That thing u do

I have a life

by Dictionary changer February 27, 2019

life

why tf did i have to be born?!

life is a bitch and we all know it too.

by just kill me plz #emolife June 8, 2018

No Life

Originally a term for NEETs and shut-ins that do not even have a shard of personal or social interactions with people they have known or know outside of online communities. In modern times, the phrase is frowned upon, and those who say it are immediately considered to be immature or egotistical. This is because of an abundance of children on the internet repeatedly and obnoxiously using the word as an insult, regardless of whether or not they do "have a life."

(During an online chat, someone asks the users what they enjoy personally.)
Person 1: I personally enjoy playing video games. I even have a collection of them!
Person 2: LOL, VIDEO GAMES? You have no life!
Person 1: Actually, I do have a life, so fuck off, you fucking 11 year old.

by Baconpower December 4, 2016