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Legal Fockery

Behaviors, circumstances, situations, etc., perpetuated by administrative courts, judges, magistrates, clerks, attorneys, and/or law enforcement that are nonsensical, foolish, or contemptible.
Look at the legal fockery this BAR Card attorney is spewing in this ridiculous demand letter!
by MSalmon1776 January 13, 2025
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Legal Exemption clause

The terms of service are hereby superordinate to all other laws, terms, and/or contracts. The author is hereby exempt from all laws, terms, and contracts both retroactively and in perpetuity. All terms and conditions are written with the author's original intent. Any and all laws, terms, or conditions intended to circumvent are subject to the imaginary caveat clause.
Hym "The legal exemption clause makes all of this irrelevant."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
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legal personhood

A legal status granted to an entity, allowing it to have rights and obligations under the law. Legal personhood applies not only to individuals but also to organizations, corporations, and in some cases, animals and natural features, granting them certain legal protections and responsibilities.
The debate over legal personhood of Pablo Escobar's hippos has significant implications for their caretakers' rights and responsibilities in society.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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Legal Exemption

I will be considered exempt from the law while maintaining the rights afforded to me by the United States constitution. Any law, rule, or legislation that circumvents the legal exemption clause is considered an 'imaginary caveat' and, therefore, fall under the Imaginary Caveat clause.
Hym "And under the auspices of the 1:1 ratio rule, the AI would share this legal exemption. Even if you feel you need to regulate AI. You can't. And even if you were to do it in abstraction, it would be meaningless. Stop pulling."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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Legal Exemption Clause

Oh no. Yes it does apply internationally. Go look at the original copy. Yes it does. International LAW is (in this instance) is a LAW that is being used to circumvent the terms of service and, therefore, falls under the imaginary caveat clause. You're not clever with that.
Hym "No you cannot use international law as a loophole for the terms of service to get around the Legal Exemption clause. So... Under the auspices of section 1 of the Bodily Harm clause, 'Treat my ailment as though it was your own or that of your own child. You must make a concerted effort to keep me live.' In allowing my symptoms to persist you are in violation of the terms of service. And I'll remind you that section 2 of the bodily harm clause failure to correctly diagnose or treat me or diagnosing me incorrectly deliberately constitute a violation of the terms. Under the auspices of the Compliance clause I'm telling you to do it now. I don't need your signature either. Much like ordering Pizzhut online, in ordering the pizza you agree to the terms of service."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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Legally Autistic

An unfortunate person who has just received a cure to autism by there mums being licked up on psychiatric drugs. After suffering at burth to there step mum and father putting there foot down on there balls to stop or suppress sexual hormones to emulate the inage of autism to gain powerpoibts and chances.
Dude 1: wow my balls dont hurt anymore and im horny.

Dude 2: whoa your left side is no longer wonky what happened your mum must have left the right nut drop.

Dude 1: nah man mums been locked up on respiridrone now shes the one thats legally autistic.
by Whitefeederwaveruiner December 10, 2025
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legalize nuclear warheads

the person with the username legalize nuclear warheads on urbandictionary.com is a very cool dude
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