lakers

Only the Boston Celtics have more NBA championships. Some of the greatest players of all time have played for the Lakers organization. Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Wilt Chamberlain, Jerry West, Shaquile O' Neal, George Mikan, and the list goes on.

The Lakers manage to make a run for the title in almost every decade. Sure, there are years when the team sucks, but they always come back eventually. We had a nice string of titles a few years ago and now we're mediocre again. The Shaq trade was a bad idea but the Lakers will be back sooner or later.

The Lakers have the greatest franchise in NBA history.

by Laker fan July 15, 2008

Laker_Girl

A moron with low self-esteem.

Makes wild, insane accusations and statements, then fails to accept defeat when proven false.

God, she's such a fucking moron.

by Big Dick McGee April 29, 2004

bfg lamer

A player who uses the BFG too much. Also: bfg whore, bfg slut, bfg fucker, bfg bitch, etc.

That guy couldn't use any weapon but the bfg, what a fuckin bfg lamer.

by Skippy Doodle December 25, 2002

latex laceration

wen ur having anal w/ a chcik, but u dont no she a gross dirty ass ho. during ur anal experience, she lets a huge ass fart rip. this rips ur condom, and u attract many std's and die.

WTF! i thot u were down, bitch! y the hell did u let tht butt bullet go! no im gonna die. ur a skanky ass ho hu shuld die!

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

laderhosen

those creepy suspenders fat german people wear

Peter Griffin occasionally wears laderhosen

by stjimmyswhatsername August 25, 2006

lamer

Someone who is by definition lame, spreads lameness and is completely disjoint from non-lame.

Man, ... Sapana is such a lamer.

by SCAV October 18, 2006

Lamer

Title of online-gamers who dont play by the invented rules and have fun instead. Lamers are kicked and banned from servers for playing the game the way it is intended to be played.

"OMFG ADMIN, I WAS LAMED! KICK 3d-n00b!"
"Lamer!"
"wtf damn lamer, stop it"

by 3d-n00b January 11, 2004