Arden Knee

A weird ass guy who annoys everyone he is around. His head is longer than a giraffe's neck. He has many nicknames, for example "vertical res", "Justin Beaver", and "barrel".

You're even more stretched than Arden Knee!

by thetingism8 November 02, 2020

Finger knees

A different fun way to say knuckles

My finger knees started to bleed after punching the wall again

by Mrs. Suzan Sanders November 17, 2018

Knee Fetish

Sydney jesus fucking christ stop

*Tickle tap squeeze*

Stop tickling my fucking knee
you have a knee fetish or something??

by BlurgleBiggleeohboddlumn October 08, 2021

Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.

Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

knee bar

In rock climbing a move in which you jam your knee between two opposing holds supporting yourself so you can clip or go to the next hold easier.

Did you see Chris Sharma do that sick knee bar man!!

by Ondra February 06, 2018

Knee-ne

Acne on your knees.

Guy #1: Dude I had baaad acne on my back the other day.

Guy #2: That's alright, I get bad knee-ne after a long day of hiking.

Guy #1: Dude thats gross.

Guy #2: Eh, its alright.

by Detox2Retox October 15, 2009

Middle Knee

The space in between your knees. This is not a real knee, but another interesting body part.

Dude you wouldn't believe she sucked my middle knee.

by lundy79 November 01, 2018