kelet

A creature with two heads, four legs and two arms, a long tail and wings. It has like 1000 eyes all over it's head and torso. It breathes fire out of it's mouth which is aligned with 100's of teeth that can tear into almost anything. It can fly into outer space and swim into the deepest parts of the ocean. It is the ultimate beast and it is immortal. It has been living since the beggining of time, but has been in hiding and usually only comes out at night. It lives near the middle of the ocean where no person would dare to travel. Actually it lives in the bermuda triangle (now you know where the disappearences come from). But it does come out at night and flies to the closest city to feed on people.The only thing that can kill it is a kiss from an albino woman between the age of 20-23. It would be very difficuly to kill a kelet so watch out when you go near this beast.

Don't go near the Bermuda Triangle

by Choco February 13, 2004

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Kelletubby

The act of fucking the gay teletubby and then giving it a dirty sanchez.

Jason: I had sex with the gay Teletubby.
Babcock: You fucking fag; you're going to have a Kelletubby.
Jason

by theoneandbabonly March 30, 2009

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Kenneth Aaron Harris

Kenneth Aaron Harris is the current guitarist of the band Panic! At The Disco. Also I am very disappointed nobody has defined this word yet. Go buy his new ep Patterns on ITunes.

Girl 1: omgzlz brendon urieis so cute
Girl 2: ur right is totally do him
Sensesble human: buy patterns by Kenneth Aaron Harris on iTunes

by Weirdophannie November 24, 2017

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