kebab

Kebab is the top 1 food in the world, eaten by only the best of the best individuals, such as kristo.

- Whats better than money?
- kebab
- what about sex?
- kebab still better

by NotKristoAtAll May 5, 2022

Irish Kebab

3 or more guys lined up in dick in ass.

Me and the buds did the Irish kebab last week

by Lemonachi_man October 29, 2023

Kebabing

A well endowed individual, standing at the back of a queue of sexual partners, uses his erect penis to skewer the collective.

Come with me to Robert's house, he'll give us a good kebabing.

by Edwardscissorcock June 12, 2020

Rubber Kebab

A kebab consumed during a night of drinking that bounces back, usually on the head of a taxi driver or sidewalk.

Hey I’m pretty sure I ate a rubber kebab last night, the taxi service charged me for cleaning but I’m too hungover to remember.

by the kebab guy October 4, 2022

Klopper Kebab

A kid who always refers to his own inside jokes and phrases, as well as speaking gibberish frequently. Klopper is generally humorous and very entertaining to be around.

Me: Haha, look at that over there!
Klopper: Haha, hey bow it's Nigel, bic wan, zoob, yallah habibi *random noises*
Me: Uh, ok then, Klopper Kebab

by CM641 January 26, 2017

Kebab

An eastern Europeans sexual parts.(e.g. muff)

Stems from 18th century turkey.

Kebabs must be had at some stage. Will we eat them before we go out?

by Tiarnan Mckeown May 25, 2017

syrian refugee kebab addict

excess flesh fat upon the body caused by Luffi overeating kebabs

syrian refugee kebab addict nice

by mrs tosser October 5, 2025