Kaden

kadens are either the nicest most sane normal people you'll ever meet, or damn psycho weirdos with dyed hair and painted nails. no inbetween

kadens always have strong familial bonds with either their actual family or people they call friends, but never both at the same time.
kadens can be sarcastic or have weird humor
they most likely will have light colored eyes and blonde or brown natural hair, if its dyed it will most likely be red or green.
the most dangerous kind of kaden is a normal looking one with the personality of a weirdo one, you wont know what to expect from one of those.

have you heard of that new kid kaden?

yeah i heard him talking about the benefits that cannibalism would have on society
what a damn weirdo lmfao

that kaden kid is pretty nice, he let me borrow a pencil
im so glad we got a normal kaden

by zombie-killer64 March 6, 2023

Kaden

Has a very huge penis and is able to make many friends.Kaden loved all and all love him.When they see Kaden there one of these three things said.”Hey look it’s kaden the ladies man.” “It’s Kaden look at his print ahhhhhh.””Kaden how you doing bro you still talking to….”

Yo Kaden your an cool guy and the only person i can talk too

by ;)… March 20, 2023

kaden

calm luh kid that loves to play google maps and hates doing work. hell show up to school everyday but wont ever get anything done. Kaden is a bum looser that hates school work but he loves google maps

kaden: plays games and loves candy

by Kadenlovesgooglemaps April 29, 2025

Kaden Durst

A disabled mother fucker who uses his disability as a joke

"Tommy's always using being crippled as a joke." "Yeah that shit is getting old he's such a Kaden Durst."

by GmanDaMan1221 April 16, 2024

kaden crider

The perfect boyfriend.

He has dark hair and ocean blue eyes and he will make you feel more loved then any other man. You will truly believe that youve never loved anyone before because of how much you will love him. He's is such a a lil sweetheart, and you'll love him forever.

I love my boyfriend, I'm so glad I met Kaden Crider

by kadens_wife May 1, 2024

Kaden

kaden is the name of a sigma alpha who enjoys watching skibbiti toilet in his free time. He is a very handsome young fellow and he makes sure to rizz up all the ladies (especially the ones with the level 10 ice spice gyatts… yk who you are). He is quite hilarious… occasionally. Butt he knows how to turn that frown upside.🤣🤣🤣🤣🍷🍷🍷 you should find urself a kaden. I’m sure it will be worth your while.
Prolly

Person one: is that THE KADEN ?

Person two: prolly

Person one: holy smokes he’s one handsome guy😍😍
Person two: oh my 😨 he is one sigma that kaden !

by sigma rizzler24 May 19, 2024

Kaden Hanlon

Kaden Hanlon is a very nice gentleman and has hairy legs. He is a strong male with dark brown hair. Usually has one sister named chelsea. He also has a sexy body structure. Plays handball like a n***a at lunch breaks. Kaden hanlons will usually do all there work and not like to be on camera. They also love music and a dickhead. Girls love Kaden Hanlons, he can get head anyday by his dad

Girl 1: i want kaden Hanlons babies
Girl 2: same
Girl 3: same
Weird gay kid: i want to finger his with my one incher

by Jfosnw December 1, 2021