Hairy Juan

A Hispanic male who comes to North America to get some sweet pussy. He has large muscles and goes to clubs all night to leave with some ass and pound it when he gets home. Hairy Juan refers to a man with much hair, therefore he is masculine. When bitches see the hair he’s got on his chest and arms, they cant wait to get him home and have his hairy ball sack smacking their pussy from behind. Please note the hairy Juan will not be afraid to show off his hairy body and grind on pussy at clubs. He knows that only real mean have hair and takes his large cock with pride when screwing a slut in her holes.

Juan: yo bitches some round, im a hairy Juan so you know im packing a long pole. Who wants to suck?
Bitch: im getting some hairy balls tonight!

by Juanxxx March 25, 2009

Juan and Lauren

The coolest relationship there can be, usually Lauren is amazing, and Juan sometimes is a complete asshole to Lauren, sometimes but not most cause he is always sweet to her.

Juan and Lauren = <3*
:)
Lauren and Juan make the cutest couple ever!!!!

by prettyamazing96 October 8, 2009

Juan Carlos

Variant of the Hot Carl, except it’s after a fun filled spicy Taco Tuesday! Mmmmmm corn and hot chili’s. It’s a fiesta on your face!

Honey! That toco truck is making its return. Get the wrap out, it’s time for a Juan Carlos.... better double up.

by The carls September 26, 2019

juan bobo

Spanish slang for a slow minded person

Do I look like some kind of Juan bobo to you?

by JoeeB September 24, 2020

The Mighty Juan

While the female is giving the male a blowjob, just as he is starting to cum she reaches up and pulls the hair on his butthole.

Hey babe, can I give you a blowjob? I wanna see if you're The Mighty Juan.

by revengeiskey January 19, 2016

hit the juan

When you are very disapointed in Mexicans.

I said "Hit the juan"

by RekciL YssuP January 22, 2016

Juan Fernandez

Juan, a fat piece of shit, usually doesn't have friend's, or a social life. He is bisexual and his brother wonders why he is so sweaty. He is max level Orochi on For Honor and is a shit light spammer at the game. Unintelligent, Depressed, Fat, Bisexual, socially awkward.

"That man Juan Fernandez is so sweaty and likes to eat out his brother!"

"Dont be a fat ass Juan Fernandez"

by SwappOnYT June 26, 2019