jewish twister

when a man and a woman or man engage in anal intercourse and the man or woman spins on the penis

me and sonja had a go at the jewish twister last night and my willy got a bit messy

by mad_dog_adrian69 July 19, 2017

Jewish fart

When a Jewish person shits themselves and their pants are full

Was that a Jewish fart? That was loud as fuck and damn it stinks.

by ogpole May 25, 2023

Jewish lemonade

When you go to In-N-Out, and you mix water, six or eight lemon slices, and sweetener/sugar, in a water cup. It’s called Jewish Lemonade because it’s free.

Hi, yes, I’d like a Double Double, and a free water cup for my Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber November 13, 2019

Jewish Trichotomy

A logical fallacy that presents only the following three options or sides to any position supported by jews: Support, Neutrality, fear/hate.

Whether the third option is “fear” or “hate” is determined by the emotional appeal sought to be derived for a given position.

To successfully advocate for our interests, we must move the discourse beyond the confines of the jewish trichotomy.

by Leeroy Stankins May 19, 2022

Jewish Race

Jewish by race, not religion. If your parents are from Israel, you are Jewish Race.

Anne: "What race are you?"

Eliza: "Jewish Race."

by N0 $C4M June 3, 2018

Jewish Christmas

On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.

and no santa.

Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!

Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

by iknowwhatsup69 December 1, 2010

Jewish Kamikaze

When The Girls Laying on the bed naked, you get a boner and run and jump on the bed and in mid air try to get your dick to stick right in the vagina. Thus Creating a Jewish Kamikaze.... LMAO!

Jewish Kamikaze

by milky Straws April 23, 2009