Jeetsplaining

The tendency of southeast asians, when confronted, to ramble on and on explaining exactly why the illegal (or culturally inappropriate) thing they're doing should be allowed.

Quit your jeetsplaining, I don't care how sick your mother was 3 years ago, you can't masturbate at the public pool

by JohnCool July 26, 2025

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Jettski

A adjective meaning lame or embarrassing.

“My buddy went home from the bar with a massive Torta, that’s so Jettski”

“The Cowboys lost to the Carolina Panthers that’s genuinely Jettski”

by Skibidi 67 Sender October 13, 2025

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Jetsy

The act of the New York Jets being constantly dissapointing, everything going wrong or building up expectations just to ensure they come crashing down instantly.

The most jetsy thing to happen recently is Aaron Rodgers getting injured in his first NFL game for the Jets

by urbrothersfamousbottom December 12, 2025

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man jets

The jets of a man that makes them run faster

Geoff ran faster when he turned on his man jets and farted

by Manjetsgeoff October 6, 2011

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"text rejected"

When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.

usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.

guy1: oh FUCK! Big bertha just sent me a sext!

guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?

guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.

*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!

by damngurldamn55 October 25, 2011

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