Jake

Jake is a rather elf like creature, with difficulty attracting the opposite sex. He spends a lot of his time sending nudes.

He often gets random errections.

Sam: ‘ Jake your winkie is popping up’

Jake: ‘ I know, it happens a lot...’

by Telitubby June 12, 2018

Jake

A Jake is a lying cheating kinda guy. He will string a girl along for the convenience of the relationship. He has pretty eyes and a cute smile, but that just adds to the his charm that he puts out there for other girls.

"Isn't that Jake?"
"Yep, he is at it again hooking up with some girl while his girl is at home."

by AngelFaceGossipQueen March 7, 2019

jake

A nigger.

Jake is a nigger.

by FrostiiFan1 November 18, 2017

Jake

Jake is a retarded small cocked boy, He likes it in the butt and slams his peter in doorways. He runs and humps the walls. He enjoys it in the butt.

Jake sucky sucky deepthroats!

by justin141 October 24, 2008

jake

the most horrible person ever

jake is horrible

by ggghghg March 28, 2009

That's Jake

Meaning: That's dead, Over with, That's bullshit

Guy 1: "Ima go beat this guy's ass, he was talking shit."
Guy 2: That shit happened in middle school. That's Jake fam.

by Nicfiend324 April 13, 2020

jake

when a man has a really small dick

that kids got a jake

by j schlep February 27, 2009