John

A type of guy that is quite, shy, has problems talking with word, makes "beats", spends time with a computer and a MEAT and Oppai lover.

That John guy want to be a DJ he might go far.

by Superflyking August 31, 2018

John

A pussy bitch who needs to shave

shave your fucking face dumbass john

by renasty September 23, 2018

John

John is one of the best people you will ever meet he will hang out with you but thats the side he fakes when he is alone he thinks about his life and he might cry for know reason and he won't tell you why when he has a girlfriend he treats her like a queen there is not a thing that comes between him and his girlfriend

P.s my name is john

Hay John why are you down today. I don't want to talk about it is personal

by Johnleder October 9, 2018

John

john is dying from cancer because he makes fun of everyone for having it. He will die in 1972.

the only thing John is good at is making fun of people with cancer. son of the devil will not rise!

by poppydinbus May 30, 2018

John

Someone's name

"Hey John how are you"

"Good"

"Ok"

by Failed Austrian artist March 10, 2022

John

John is an amazing human bein he cares for his loved ones an he has his special places with those loved ones. He is so gorgeous inside and out n he deserves the best in the world. He will treat you with all the respect as long as you respect him back cause once you fuck up that’s it! Do everythin you can to keep John in your life because he’s the best person that will ever come into your life and he will make you the happiest version of you

Arrrrr that johns leng yenoooo

by Johns bird xo March 19, 2021

John

a perfect name for a puppy !

( according to a tweet by Louis William Tomlinson )

Louis, look ! I got a puppy !!
- What did you name it ?
John of course ! :D

by strawberrykat April 30, 2021