Midnight Harry

Getting a super awesome handy from someone with very hairy and ape-like knuckles. This has been known to cause immediate release from the softness of the knuckle hair.

I met John last night, and after a few tequila shots, he gave me a Midnight Harry in the bathroom style. Slept like a baby that night.

by ChickenPho October 13, 2019

midnight Lila

Midnight Lila is a term referring to the Lila you attempt to interact with after around 11 o'clock at night. Midnight Lila is prone to insulting you in ways that daytime Lila had never even considered...and, therefore, is much more interesting.

"You're talking to midnight Lila. What did you expect?"

by Kristoff Bjorgman July 23, 2020

midnight menace

a group of dangerous criminals that roam the streets at night and steal innocent peoples signs. They typically travel as wang but you may see them integrated with bang.

mlaw: ayo i was camping outside of michy’s house the other day and saw a couple of wangs steal a sign!

sir cum: yeah, that’s the midnight menace. STAE AWAY!!!

by cramphony July 29, 2021

Midnight Rag

A towel or piece of clothing used for cleaning up cum and fluids due to masturbating, usually done at night.

Josh silently cleaned up after masturbating at his parents house with his midnight rag.

by Darknova000 December 10, 2011

Midnight DJ

Another term for female masturbation, with it's name based off of the hand movements of a DJ spinning records and both usually occur late at night, hence midnight dj.

Becky: well since Tom is going drinking with the boys tonight, looks like I'll just be with the midnight dj then.

*Sighs*

by Sadprotienshake November 28, 2020

Midnight Mariachi

The sound of distant but still audible mariachi music usually experienced late at night. The thumping of the tuba penetrates your home even when the windows are closed. There is no escape.
Maybe someone's having a party. Maybe someone's blasting it out of the their parked car because they're an asshole. It is unmistakable, you are experiencing Midnight Mariachi.

Did you hear that Midnight Mariachi last night? It kept me up until 3 AM.

by Tawdry Audrey March 8, 2021

Midnight Slushies

A booty call that takes place in the parking lot of a 7/11

Rafi asked me if I wanted to go get midnight slushies with him.

by Ritanitatita March 4, 2018