ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.

Johny: hey Billy guess what i did last night
Billy: what did u do?
Johny: i took this girl back to my crib and she bagged on my performance so i ipod nano dat hoe and they i comfortably listened to my music.

by The Real Papa Smurf January 11, 2008

ipodify

when someone has lots of money and buys enerything an ipod can use in the house

wow your tv plays ipod music
wow your car uses your ipod
wow your stereo uses your ipod
wow you use your ipod for a walkmen
wow i swear your whole house is ipodify - fied

by Johnny potsmoka March 14, 2009

iPod karaoke

The act of singing loudly along to the music on one's iPod, which nobody but the singer can hear. Usually sung off key and out of tune.

Think of Eddie Murphy singing "Roxanne" in 48 Hours.

Q: Dude, what the *#)@* are you yelling?

A: Oh, just a little iPod Karaoke.

by Robiyierto December 17, 2009

iPod Movie

A movie that you see (usually dragged to by friends) that becomes so boring, that you pull out your iPod and start listening to music. Usually annoys those who are actually enjoying the film.

Girl - Hey, lets go see this new romance film.
Guy - Yeah, erm, ok.
Guy to friend - Dude, I'm being dragged to this film, I think it's an iPod Movie.

by KillerGorilla March 12, 2010

iPod

Everyone hates it...but we all still own one =\

I don't even know why I have an iPod...

by Omeggia April 23, 2010

iPod Kilo

The largest iPod aka, the iPad

"I saw a guy with one of those iPod Kilo's in Starbucks yesterday"

"A iPod Kilo?"

"You know, an iPad"

by fonzijr1964 May 23, 2010

iPodcentric

A person who always has their iPod with them and listens to everything depending on mood and is partially deaf and constantly discusses music.

Person 1 :"Hey Oliver do you wanna go smoke crack?"
Person 2 :"He can't hear you he is iPodcentric"
iPodcentric guy : (Completely oblivious With ear buds in and bleeding from the ears)

by gingermex21 June 1, 2010