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Neary Theory

Grounds to stop a car with more than one hubcap off, clear coat missing, older than 1995, or with out of state tags.
You can never go wrong using the Neary Theory.
by Clearwarning February 10, 2022
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The Fap Theory

To go full lengths to meet your sexual needs.

When a person is so horny they could literally f*ck anything. This can release someones Inner Demon. When someone 'BUST A FAT ONE,'(masturbate) they typically don't think about what they masturbated to. But mentally unstable people will do malicious activities to meet their sexual needs. Such as rape, child molestation, viewing child pornography, or f*cking an animal (furries). This theory is seeking out the physiological potential in helping the unstable.
Most malicious activities are due to the fap theory.
by UnCreative March 17, 2018
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wikipedian theory

The theory which states that any factual based paper (or assignment) can be written based on information obtained from Wikipedia.
Bob: "Hey did you read the book for the paper?"

John: "Nah. I'm going to use Wikipedian theory."
by bobb12345234134 November 18, 2011
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Cheerie Theory

The theory that members of the Cheerie clan hatch from eggs rather than parturition. While some members embrace this theory while some do not. People who oppose the Cheerie theory are called Cheerie theory deniers (CTD).
Oh really man? You heard of the Cheerie theory? I am a full supporter of the Cheerie theory. Cheerie theory deniers am I right?
by Cheerie fanatic April 26, 2023
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Music Theory

The principles/guidlines of classical, real music. Modern musicians tend to neglect music theory or have little knowledge of it. However, most knowledgeable musicians have a basic idea of theory. (Steve Vai and Yngwie Malmsteen to cite two)
Person 1: "Hey, play me a Em, FM, and GM in common time so I can put together a solo using the Em scale."
Person 2: "Whats common time?"
Person 1: "Oh great, I'm jamming with a moron."

You look like an asshole when you don't know music theory.
by Markus5273 October 3, 2005
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The Hammond Theory

A theory of Universal existence popularized by Dr Hammond on his site, hammondtheory.com. In summary, it is essentially a logical explanation of how any conscious being can logically believe themselves to be a god.
(n.) :

My teacher, Mrs. Anderson, taught us about The Hammond Theory today.
by aaronha April 19, 2010
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