salty sheet

When you’ve finished yanking your wank for the night and don’t want to grab tissues

Francis: hey buddy why are your sheets so crusty?

Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed

by Slick silly December 08, 2017

Wetlands in the sheets

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

by Ammo4u March 10, 2023

Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating while in bed

Holy shorts randy you just sheet sneezed in Blake’s bed how do you feel?

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020

Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating in bed

Holy shorts randy you sheet sneezed all over blames bed.

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020

Frolic in the sheets

To have sex, fornicate, bumpnuglies

Hey babe, wanna frolic in the sheets?

by SppecialEd July 10, 2019

Frolic in the sheets

Have sex, bump uglies, fornicate

Hey babe, wanna frolic in the sheets?

by SppecialEd July 10, 2019

what the sheet

Idk just saying shit you like fuck you so yeah well kinda like saying it in a more polite way

Marie: ah shit here we go again

Quinlie: what the sheet dont curse
Marie: sheet you too little fu-i meann nvm

by Twisted_nxrve July 01, 2019