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dutch oven

To build up a rancid stock of fart gas under the covers then shove your significant others head under the covers so they can soak up the rays! Bong!
Silent Bob: Dam! Jay, those are some good cheese fries

Jay: *shoves silent bobs head under the covers* lift the sheets and smell the fucking stink nuggets!!!!! DUTCH OVEN!
by Hoss Master Chee May 28, 2005
mugGet the dutch ovenmug.

Dutch Oven

last night i was in bed and i felt the need to perform a dutch oven.
by floaties December 9, 2008
mugGet the Dutch Ovenmug.

oven mother

Noun. A woman who cooks alot while pregnant. Usually results in retarded offspring
Go cook bitch. You know you a damn oven mother. (Ebonic example)
by KennethMcCormicke November 21, 2016
mugGet the oven mothermug.

russian oven

When you fart under the covers then trap you partners face in them. Russian oven.
Man - "This is gonna be a big one"

PFFFFFFFT

Man - "Cop a load of this"

Woman - "skcdoemcnrskscdo" (muffled under the covers speak)

Man - "RUSSIAN OVEN!!!"
by tanyafox88 April 20, 2008
mugGet the russian ovenmug.

stuffing the oven

The art of performing unprotected sexual acts with a woman that is at least 7 months pregnant.
" Hell bob, sahra may be pregnant. but I wouldn't mind stuffing the oven"
by jajekas April 22, 2006
mugGet the stuffing the ovenmug.

Greek Oven

Another variant on the Dutch Oven, a Greek Oven is performed when a victim moves through a revolving door. Just before the victim's segment closes completely, the attacker sticks his ass in and rips a fart. The victim is then forced to breathe the fart in an enclosed space until he can exit the door.
My buddy was going through the revolving door, so I snuck in and gave him the Greek Oven. That door takes forever, so he had to breathe my ass for like 30 whole seconds.
by bigsaxquatch January 21, 2011
mugGet the Greek Ovenmug.

the auschwitz oven

The act of shoving a dead animal carcass in your asshole and giving your significant other a Dutch oven that smells of death and shit.
Stop stalking me Matt or remember “the auschwitz oven” I gave you at camp when we were little girls....? I will recreate that.
by Sicario7 February 8, 2021
mugGet the the auschwitz ovenmug.

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