Beans

Five dollar gold pieces. (Five dollar pieces were about the size of small butterbeans or Lima beans.)
'E's got a pocket full o' beans.
by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005
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beaned

When a boy touches you on accident or on purpose by either brushing or hitting his balls against you. He may be touching his balls in general. This could also mean he or you are playing with his sack.
"Woah that guy totallly just beaned me"

"Ummmm is that guy beaning himself???"

"I want her to bean me so bad"
by kcud May 19, 2014
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Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.
I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!
by TwoInTheBox May 27, 2010
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bean

A lesbian, originally a contraction of lez-bean.
If that sweathog is not of the bean persuasion, there ain't no cows in Texas.
by mellon brain September 19, 2008
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bean

who walk mean, stand up on your block and burn a bean
sir ballentine, lookin at this bitch while behind
the thing that's fucking up a girl is that swine
then turn around take my last pull off the L
these niggas on the block keep looking at me well
by big dick saloon July 17, 2008
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Bean

The magic elixur that you can purchase at Starbucks.
by jimb March 22, 2005
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Bean

A bean is someone who is oblivious to everything they hear and see, a bean is someone who pays attention to stuff they want and ignores everything else in life. Also a bean is someone who always says stupid things and makes everyone laugh, because of how stupid they make you feel.
Guy: "that girl is fucked up"
Dylan: "ya, Maria's a bean"
by A bean July 13, 2015
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