He is a short athletic kid only wears champion and sports clothes stupid funny cute 🥰 but short most girls like him but can’t see him 🤏🏿 Overall he’s a cutie and a keeper but super short you have to use a microscope to see him
by Andres Michael and Ben March 2, 2020
Get the Ianmug. A very smart and intelligent person
Normally ians are "nerds"
They are very funny and humble
But when they get pissed off they take it on everyone
Normally ians are "nerds"
They are very funny and humble
But when they get pissed off they take it on everyone
by Baguvic April 14, 2020
Get the Ianmug. An Ian, is a middle-aged, celibate (although not through choice), jobsworth cunt-muscle who has a model train set in his loft; that even his wife hates.
“Bet that ticket inspector Ian bragged to his disabled wife about moving us from First Class. What a cunt!”
by weclosedthedealjimmy👍🏻 August 30, 2019
Get the Ianmug. Lengthy ass mother fucker, pizza face looking like a fucking inverted oompaloompa. Basically the human embodiment of pizza crust with half a pepperoni on it.
by It’s Ian January 28, 2018
Get the Ianmug. 
