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giraffe illness

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.
Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.
by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2024
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Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.
Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.
by CornBrehd June 15, 2024
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Mental Illness

I don't have any.
Hym "Rejecting you view of woman and not attributing value to your lives is not a mental illness. Rights or death. Entirely independent of my views. No exceptions. No concessions. I have decided to be a misogynist and I refuse to stop."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
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Interstate illness

(Also: highway herpes)

An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.
The two of them were reluctant to talk; interstate illness had properly set in some hours ago and it made conversation hard to focus on.
by NotPieGuy March 20, 2025
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Mental Illness

I don't have any mental illness. I know for a fact a lot of you do. I'm not going to let you poison me with your filth and I'm not going to be treated for something I do not have.
Hym "I have not mental illness. You are lying to cover up a twisted lottery you've invented to stop the baby dicks from expecting sex and preemptively punishing them for molesting your kids. Because you know exactly what is going to happen. No middle ground fallacy. You give me my money and get in the fucking brothel nurse rachet. The days of living under the thumb of sadistic bigoted women are done."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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Invironmental Illness

When the collective headspace gets toxic, people’s thoughts, beliefs, and feelings clash so hard it twists behaviour, forces people to pick sides whilst leaving fractures and distrust that outlast the fight. Basically, mental pollution in society.
The invironmental illness came from the whole group, breaking apart over something, anything, and eventually everything, until there was just one or the other.
by Grottbags September 21, 2025
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sudden death illness

A mild illness that comes very soon after another mild illness. For example, when you have a flu and about a week before you had strep throat. The reason it's called sudden death is because it's the second round of your illness problems, as it were, and also it makes a morbid pun.
She had a sudden death illness that day, and she was sort of bummed, because that day she'd missed a big potluck at the community center.
by A. Square May 19, 2014
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