Ex Husband

The one creature on this earth who can suck the ever living life and happiness from your day in a minute or less.

I told my ex husband, "you have to try harder than that, asshole. My armor is thick.

by ChivJ October 15, 2015

Ex Husband

The useless asshole you finally divorced after years of you doing everything for him and him treating you like a maid, and him being constantly drunk.

Jane: My ex husband is stalking me

Sally: Why the fuck did you even marry him? He's a low life! You should have known!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020

I love my husband ass print more

theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D

asprin - "i love you more"
me - "i love my husband ass print more"

so much meaing

by Asprin's sexy ass husband<3 April 29, 2022

Boycotted my Husband

To hold out till he gives into what your asking for :-)

I so boycotted my husband after he took all my smurfs and wouldnt give them back.

by Steamy Smurfette September 27, 2009

AlReem's Husband

Tall
Hot

Fahad

Isn't he the luckiest to be called AlReem's husband!

by refah26 August 17, 2021

Husbando

Husbando : a wonderful husband with an o added to it. Alton can be added to the beginning for emphasis. Not at all related to anime, only wifeu and wifie

Wow, Paige is such a good husbando to her wifie and her wifeu. Putting this much effort into a gift for her dying partner? Incredible!

by ThePossibleBestGiverOfDeathGif October 30, 2019

Corpse husband stan

A bunch of wonderful people who love and support Youtuber, Corpse Husband. Often hated simply for breathing but that doesn't stop them from being bad ass people!

Hey, you're a Corpse Husband Stan right?

Yea that's me!

by El Squeaks February 23, 2021