My husband

My husband is Tom Felton. He is MY husband, and all you other folk cannot have him. (Besides Daniel Radcliffe.)

Tom Felton is my husband.

by uffdausernamesarehard May 21, 2019

husband beater

wearing no clothes at all; going naked; the birthday suit; ultimate slutasticness

hey i just took a shower and now I'm in my husband beater.

by mb1993 January 8, 2011

husband beater

a wife beater that is somehow extremely homosexual because of design, color, or even personality of the wearer.

That kid is wearing a bright pink husband beater

by currybomb July 18, 2010

Husbandemned

Where one (Either Female, Or Male) is Condemned by their Husband.

That bitch was totally Husbandemned.

by QuentinW May 6, 2009

houdini husband

A husband that is an escape artist and leaves without any warning or goodbye never to be seen again. See Crawford

I wish I knew where my houdini husband went.

by spoogesponge April 20, 2008

Cheating husband

A man who fucks multiple prostitutes, but swears it was only once. Wasn’t exposed for the lying, cheating filth that he is until he brings home incurable diseases which he blames his wife for. After 12 years of his wife’s loyalty and love he decides to cheat on her with sex rooms, chats and any app with pay for play available. This leads to erectile dysfunction and a twisted porn addiction. Stay faithful guys, it doesn’t turn out well.

My cheating husband can’t keep his dick up without anal fisting, asphyxiation and lies.

by NoWomanAllCries February 20, 2020

real husband material

hua cheng

Hua Cheng is real husband material.

by real gay person November 10, 2021