A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.
Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.
Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.
Here’s now how to do the act.
Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.
Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.
Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance
Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.
Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.
If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.
Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.
Here’s now how to do the act.
Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.
Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.
Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance
Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.
Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.
If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”
Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
by Hungarian Bird Master. August 29, 2025
Get the The Hungarian Birdbathmug. The Hungarian Shotput, is the act of throwing bitesize amounts of food from a distance, into the mouth of a person who sleeps with their mouth open.
I caught my snoring Grandma on the family couch, so I grabbed some scotch eggs and played a bit of Hungarian Shotput.
by KanveyNipper October 11, 2021
Get the Hungarian Shotputmug. Absolute any bodily fluids you can find in a blender with a fuck ton of brown sugar, chalk and ethanol
Todd: “Jesus Christ man! What did you put in my shake dude?!”
Hassan: “it is not what is in your shake my friend, it is what is your shake”
Todd: “what?”
Hassan: “I have prepared you a ‘shake’ from my home town called a Hungarian shakungalcka or a Hungarian shake”
Hassan: “it is not what is in your shake my friend, it is what is your shake”
Todd: “what?”
Hassan: “I have prepared you a ‘shake’ from my home town called a Hungarian shakungalcka or a Hungarian shake”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
Get the Hungarian shakemug.