When a man from Africa puts a couple fire ants down his dick and the only way to get them out is to piss them out or ejaculate them out...
Mustafa Al-Rasheed didn't go to the party because he was trying to use his Kenyan Fire Hose to put out a magical flame.
by 8===)({})96 March 23, 2011
Get the Kenyan Fire Hosemug. When a group (usually 5 or more) stand in a line in front of a urinal. The men all insert their penises into the mans anus in front of them and simultanously urinate. The man on the end is the "Nozzle", which is considered to be quite an honor since this person will supposedly have the biggest orgasm.
"One of the favorite activites at this years Gay Pride festival is the annual Houston Fire House celebration"
"I want to be the nozzle on the next Houston Fire Hose"
"I want to be the nozzle on the next Houston Fire Hose"
by Assramses October 25, 2006
Get the Houston Fire Hosemug. During Oral Sex you ejaculate so hard Jizz shoots out her nose which results in a splatter of semen to your own face.
by Pin Head Larry May 6, 2011
Get the Texas Fire Hosemug. by kylevincejoechris October 23, 2008
Get the hose you downmug. by hosehumper November 17, 2016
Get the humping hosemug. A P.H.M. is a male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.
Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total Panty Hose Melter or P.H.M.
by MereCat January 12, 2009
Get the Panty Hose Melter mug. The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.
I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.
by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017
Get the chewed garden hosemug.