Hooker Stampede

When going to a dark and shifty area to pick up a whore, you're car is bombarded with a group of frenzied prostitutes from all around the area that are all competing (Most likely violently) to get your attention by jumping on the hood of your car or flashing you etc. in the hopes that you will pick them so they can make a quick buck.
I was driving over here and when i stopped at the red light on the corner of 5th street my car got like 6 dents from a hooker stampede.
by rKrDuDe265 December 16, 2009
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hooker earings

Large hoop earings worn chiefly by females looking to attract men.
"Girl, I told my neice to take off them hooker earings!"
by ez64holidays March 23, 2008
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Hooker

NOUN: Someone who skips school without being sick or having another good excuse, no-show, truant

Origin: "playing hooky"
Joe: Where were you in math today?
Julia: I went to the mall.
Joe: You hooker!
by Gabetronic January 11, 2011
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Hooker

Someone who likes the smell of feet and eats pineapples at 2 in the morning! Blankity blank blank blank! Oh It can also smell like sea food! (if ya know what i meen???? Hmmmm?
Dude1:Hey look at that hooker dude2!
Dude2:HOLY SHIT DUDE1 YOUR MOMS UGLY!
by 27081305 November 27, 2010
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Hooker

by -Ama April 18, 2011
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hooker chic

A style of dress typically adorned by white trash or hootchie mamas. Tube tops and spandex skirts the width of wide belts and high cut "Pretty Woman" boots are most commonly sported. Although they appear to be prostitutes they become outraged when propositioned for their services.
Just look at Uniquoa...she is sooo hooker chic in that outfit!
by Heather 33 November 23, 2006
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Hooker boppers

Teenage girls tryin to be grown by looking like hookers
Look at those hooker boppers in the background tryin to get in that old mans face.
by apple79 January 01, 2008
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