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Hollister  

Hollister is a cool store, but it rather kills your senses:
HEARING-Loud Blaring music
SMELLING-An entire store doused with fragrances coming through the airvents
SEEING-Dark, batcave like

Although taste and hearing remain intact.

Also, be sure to watch out for long lines and angry parents with rising credit card debts due to their little daughters who tell them to buy a "Cute outfit" for them, when they then get into fights with other parent because they are sick of waiting in sometimes very long lines!

Be aware not to wear your clothes sporting "Hollister" to the state in which it represents CALIFORNIA!!

You might just get beat up...
Hollister by KYLE ECON January 10, 2008

Hollister Co. 

A brand that people who say they don't care about clothes hate... And the same people who "don't judge based on appearance" hate anyone who wears Hollister or Abercrombie. Its interesting that you can have your own styles and yet it apparently makes you a bitch to shop at hollister. Did you know that fasion is considered an art form? It is in the metripolitan museam of art: "Fashion." So why can't people care about what they wear and that includes wearing whatever clothes they want to: vintage shops, goodwill, target, nordstrom, zoomiez, pacsun, ae, abercrombie, hollister, urban outfitters, ann taylor, thisisit, small boutiques, ANYTHING. And people have a right not to be stereotyped for what they wear, and that includes people who wear Hollister.
"I dont care about what people wear... unless they wear hollister or abercrombie: then I hate them!!!"

(is there a contradiction there?)
Hollister Co. by sunflower April 19, 2005
A woman who has found her soulmate but cannot have him
Please, let's not have another Holley situation.

I can't deal with being a Holley
Holley by YesMyPet39 October 18, 2016
A fun girl who doesn't need drugs or alcahol to feel drunk/high is a Hollis. Hollis's are crazy people who are naturally high.
Ben: Why is she always high?
Luke: She isn't. She's just a Hollis.
Hollis by whaddup ? February 1, 2009

hollicrombie zombies 

groups of nasty slutty girls who wear abercrombie and fitch and hollister clothing as do all their friends

hollister 

a town on the central coast of california, inexplicably the namesake of the latest A&F brand clothing store. Home to two McDonalds, a target, and more pot smokers than chico, hollister is one of those smalltown suburban black holes that saps your soul until you finally escape
"Oh, I'm from Hollister"
"No Way! Do you have a Hollister store in Hollister?"
"Dude, we don't even have a mall in hollister"
hollister by Alisa July 16, 2008