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russian hackers

The villains du jour; imaginary nefarious agents of chaos; a group of 400 pound high school students in a dark suburban basement.
Those Russian hackers stole the election!
by Crawdad Nelson December 14, 2016
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rack hockey

when you play with a girl's boobs
Man, I was playing rack hockey all night yesterday.
by The Aviatorist April 29, 2011
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Hockey boy

Fucking fuckboys all girls should avoid. At all costs. Flirting is dangerous. The hair can be magical, the abs are great, they’re hot, they’re great at flirting, and they’ll fuck You over like you ain’t shit, they’ve got other puck bunnies to fuck.
Girl: I just wish there was a nice hockey boy who was ACTUALLY NICE and not a dick after a week or a month.

Friend: me too but they don’t exist.

—3 days later—

Girl: I’m in love with the sweetest hockey boy ever he’s not like the other jackasses

Friend: give it time

—3 weeks later—

Girl: *buring pictures and cryin* HE WAS SO NICE THO

Friend: hate to say I told you so
by Pick bunny December 29, 2018
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hookerbacon

The crusty strips of dried up cum that you can peel off the vagina lips of an unbathed hooker.
That bitch had a couple peices of hookerbacon hanging out the bottom of her shorts.
by Kayle December 1, 2006
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Hockey Honey

Hockey Honeys are the best, hottest, and greatest girl hockey players out there. They can play Ice, Roller, and Hardball hockey. They know how to get down when the time calls for it and never back down in a one on one to the net.
by Hockey_Honey7 May 13, 2008
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free hooker

A chick who’ll do anything a hooker would but with the benefit of not having to pay for her services. She gets wet just thinking about hard dick and can’t wait to get pounded by it over and over. Her favorite thing is to get paid in jizz shot in and on various parts of her body while she begs for more.
Eric: Yo bro, you ready to go grab some food?

Tom: Yeah, just let me get rid of my free hooker first, I already fed her when I shot my load down her throat, she liked it so much she came back for seconds.
by cherrybomb69 March 18, 2011
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field hockey players

a really hot girl. Definitely not a lesbion. Usually has an amazing ass and incredible lower body strength due to crazy condtitioning. A field hockey girl could easily kick any guys ass. They play the best sport ever known to man that is field hockey. A sport in which totally hot girls (field hockey players) chase eachother around with sticks and kick the shit out of eachother. This sport requires extreme endurance and strength. Field hockey players are really hard core but the hottest girls alive with the nicest asses on the planet. Field hockey players are usually overpowered with crazy team spirit. the day b4 a game they will usually wear something ridiculous to school to show their spirit. Field hockey players are often preppy american eagle abercrombie wearing rich girls because the sport is so damb expensive.
student 1:are you going to the field hockey game today?
student 2: yeah man those field hockey players are so damb hot!
student 1:yeah but they are so hard core, the could totally kick your ass
student 2:oh man thats so hot
by austin9675 December 9, 2008
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