The statement one makes when one sees a burning beacon of raw sexuality or other similarly attractive object to which they would gladly administer a sound fucking.
*fine piece of ass walks by*
Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.
SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.
SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.
SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.
SHAM 1-3: *glare*
Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.
SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.
SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.
SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.
SHAM 1-3: *glare*
by The God-Emperor April 11, 2008
Get the i'd hit thatmug. A not very common verb. yes it is an action, and is preformed in self-defense from a crazy bitch. I think the "you can't hit a girl rule is bullshit SOMETIMES" if a girl wants to fight you do it afterschool or when faculty or authority aren't looking.
But anyways i'm not gonna be an asshole and talk shit about girls, hahaha i bet some girls reading this already are getting mad and you can tell a guy like me wrote this ;)
It happens sometimes girls will piss you off guys so just ignore them, and eventually if they really piss you off then beat their ass....haha have fun!
THAT AT THE BOTTOM IS THE BEGINNING OF THE EXAMPLE
Davis went on the bus to get home from school, but when he sat down on his seat another girl sat on the other seat near him, this girl was named Jessika. then Jessika was talking about who are the hottest guys in the school. Davis liked getting involved and making friends, so he tried getting in the conversation. Jessika was a bitch but she just said "why are you starring do you like me?". Davis said "chill, i just want to talk with ya'll" Haha, davis acted cool and said your not gonna be cool with other people if you keep acting mean. Jessika said shut up, and he said ok. Moments later, on the way near the apartments he lives in, davis was looking at the window. While Jessika was being invited to a friend's home. They got off the bus with the other kids, and Davis got up and got out, meanwhile
But anyways i'm not gonna be an asshole and talk shit about girls, hahaha i bet some girls reading this already are getting mad and you can tell a guy like me wrote this ;)
It happens sometimes girls will piss you off guys so just ignore them, and eventually if they really piss you off then beat their ass....haha have fun!
THAT AT THE BOTTOM IS THE BEGINNING OF THE EXAMPLE
Davis went on the bus to get home from school, but when he sat down on his seat another girl sat on the other seat near him, this girl was named Jessika. then Jessika was talking about who are the hottest guys in the school. Davis liked getting involved and making friends, so he tried getting in the conversation. Jessika was a bitch but she just said "why are you starring do you like me?". Davis said "chill, i just want to talk with ya'll" Haha, davis acted cool and said your not gonna be cool with other people if you keep acting mean. Jessika said shut up, and he said ok. Moments later, on the way near the apartments he lives in, davis was looking at the window. While Jessika was being invited to a friend's home. They got off the bus with the other kids, and Davis got up and got out, meanwhile
Jessika said "MOVE!". then when he was heading home, Jessika said "you stank!! weirdo" Then he said shut the fuck up i dont want to talk to you" jessika got pissed and said fag ass!! and pushed him. davis said one day your gonna mess with the wrong fucking person! jessika slapped him. this sparked Davis's move he punched her. there was 10 people walking home with him, no falcuty or staff to stop the fight. all the kids of course immaturely said "OOOOO" and jessika got up to him and kicked him hard and puched him in the face" davis then punched her several times and pushed her very hard" by that time mostly evryone was recording this. jessika didnt give up she got up from the ground and punched him, and slapped him, and kicked him then davis was tired but he wasnt gonna lose, he punched her in the face 3 times and really damaged her eye and stomach. he kicked her ass literaly, and he pushed her to the ground he didnt give up he kept punching her in the face, afterward he won. got up and walked home, then by the time any aldults came to pick her up jessika had lost several tooths, friends, had 2 black eyes and was bleeding. SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED PEOPLE? yes, it is ok to "hit a girl" as long as its in self-defense because no one is gonna let a bitch slap you maybe at public places and at school.
by kevinonurban March 12, 2011
Get the hit a girlmug. A dance consisting of a series of actions mimicking the rappers's words and sounds. The dance can be interpreted multiple ways and you can make your own moves, but it should include some form of stepping, squatting and arm movement. This dance has recovered us from the endless 'watch me whip'.
by Ambxo September 11, 2015
Get the hit the quanmug. When you are done smoking a bowl and you have no pot left but the insides are covered in the left over resin of the pot. You torch that stuff and hit it like a normal hit.
Man i havent cleaned my piece in like 2 months. I smoked all my shit so i thought i was fucked. But dude i got like 10 res hits out of it and got blazed dude.
by djunky4203 September 11, 2005
Get the res hitmug. a list of people who are hated so much that the person who owns the list wants to kill them. usually the list is short but some lists can incorperate THE WHOLE WORLD
#1 my brother
#2 _________(person i hate)
#3 _________(person i hate)
....
#7,000,000,000 (or some big # like that) the last person on my list:@
#2 _________(person i hate)
#3 _________(person i hate)
....
#7,000,000,000 (or some big # like that) the last person on my list:@
by DeMoNz ArE EvErYwHeRe December 2, 2003
Get the Hit Listmug. by Skudmuffin January 3, 2010
Get the clitical hitmug. Dawg, I'm broke lets go Hit-a-lick so we can get a sack.
I've been thinking all day about how to Hit-a-lick for some extra dough.
I've been thinking all day about how to Hit-a-lick for some extra dough.
by Big City740 November 20, 2010
Get the Hit-a-lickmug.