Hypocrite

according to a kid im my class hypocrite means "you don't listen to your parents"

your mom grouns you for being a hypocrite because you didn'ttake the garbage out when she told you to

by taco taco jam sauce February 20, 2009

Hipocritester

1. (n) A hipster who is also or is also being a hypocrite; A hypocrite who is a hipster; A hipster.

2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.

Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster

Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite

Justin: Did you know Austin buys most of his clothes at dolce&gabbana but he won't shut up about his stupid mustache peirced nipples and other general hipster crap he might be pretending to be into?

Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.

Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.

Matt: Yeah, same thing.

Other Matt: What?

by Novelel June 2, 2011

nipocrite

a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess in regards to showing off ones breasts.

She said I was a tramp because you could see my bra through my shirt, but she wore a wifebeater without a bra. What a nipocrite!

by SandwichPolice May 6, 2010

hypocrite

Someone who becomes upset with another's behaviour, but will also partake in the exact same behaviour.

Jessica became extremely irate wither her friend Michael for forgetting her birthday, while October 21st came around and did not feel it necessary to mention his birthday. This makes her a hypocrite

by BirthdayBandit November 6, 2010

Hypocrite

A person who does what they are against.

Synonym: Louise.

Girl: "Abortion should be illegal." Two days later girl gets abortion.

Girl: "She said she was against girls getting abortions, and then she went and got one." "What a hypocrite... What a Louise.."

by Lykkea7x May 9, 2011

Hypocrite

One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.

Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?"

Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."

"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."

Joe: "What a hypocrite."

by 4GSam October 15, 2011

HYPOCRITE

A PERSON WHO DEMANDS SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE THAT HE HIMSELF IS INCAPABLE OF RETURNING

Brian Van Leuven is a complete hypocrite. I cant have a life but he flirts with everyone that will talk to him.

by MajicShark December 9, 2011