hidegut

a gut that is invisible when clothing is worn; a small or well concealed shitgut

You thought that Maury was in shape, but you're wrong. I saw him without his shirt on and he had a hidegut!

by ShitgutSal March 23, 2004

hideologist

An excessively ugly and unattractive person. Taken from the root word "hideous," a hideologist is essentially one who is licensed and practicing the state of being hideous.

"Look at that hideologist over there, man is she nasty or what?"

"This place is filled with hideologists. Not one hot female in sight!"

by Hogman MD September 16, 2007

Hideous Assistant Webster

Someone that women want and men want to be... and want.
As evidenced in the web cartoon "The Fear Hole".

I am Hideous Assistant Webster!
I am universally adored. Women want me, and men want to be me... and want me.

by Mr. Autumn April 14, 2009

hideorous maximous

when something so ugly saying its hideous does not quite describe its uglyness

that shiiit is fuckenn hideorous maximous

by hippoppotomusss October 19, 2009

hideously tentacled alien robot

Someone who immigrated to the US around 2000.

... You are older than me, dude. If you don't know that expression it's probably because you have no concept of "good" because you are some kind of hideously tentacled alien robot.

by dickurbane January 20, 2015

hide it in the bunker

A sexual act between homosexual males. When a male inserts his penis in another man's anus, one would say he was "hiding it in the bunker."

His ass was so fine, I wanted to hide it in the bunker.

by MrsG Take it from me June 8, 2016

hideya

A crazy ass short female,who is also kind and like to share.

Damn that girl as crazy as hideya

by tj toronto December 1, 2016