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metal harvester

A tweaker who goes out at night and steals any type of metal to sell for money to buy meth.
Don't leave anything in your front yard that might attract the metal harvesters....
by Knot u December 13, 2018
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Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound
it was a succsesful jewish harvest
by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019
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Sperm Harvester

A woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant to draw a child support check for the next 18 years.
Look at that Sperm Harvester and her three paychecks.
by Augustus Jackson March 14, 2019
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Choice Harvest

When city guys arrive in a country town and get hit on by a group of drunk country girls.
The boys took a roadie to Tamworth for Jimmy's 21st party - drunk country girls everywhere - choice harvest!
by ^^!$#@ August 3, 2019
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Bountiful Harvest

The best fucking dehydrated re fried beans you'll ever have. This brand also makes other vegetables in frozen, canned, and dehydrated forms, but who honestly gives a shit? What matters is them beans. Beware, because after Bountiful Harvest takes a crack at your tongue, no other re fried bean will compare. Therapy and living outdoors will do wonders for your mental health, but the true key to amazing mental health is a diet of these beans, mixed with rice and vegetables. When combined with rice, these homebois make a complete protein, and give you the fiber you need to shit out the toxic habits and people that are making you sad. The best way to eat em is half an half with some rice, with a clove or two of minced garlic thrown in (before cookin), and after cookin a dash or 2 of Garlic Salt, and phat splorch of sriracha, and a shredded cheese stick (stir till tha beans look all stringy when you lift your spoon out). Watch for tha bean splats when cookin though. Finish em off with a large head of broccoli, a carrot or 2, at least a half liter of water, and maybe some brussel sprouts or a bell pepper, and you'll have a groovy meal that's like really tasty and super good for you. These beans will fill your stomach with warmth, fullness, and love.
I would literally pay like $50 for one bag of these beans. Like I'm usin literally correctly, as in I would actually pay $50 for one bag of these beans please tell me where I can find these beans. I can't find them anywhere where can I buy Bountiful Harvest Dehydrated Re fried Beans? I need them in my life again. If you find/know of a store with these beans please contact me at liamrasch@gmail.com I don't mind spam but like please help me find these beans
by ProfSoupBeanlover420 October 3, 2019
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Inheritance Harvesting

Helping your elderly relatives pass to the other side for profit.
“Lisa’s trust fund ran out so she’s planned to enroll her mother in a cheap nursing home who are experts in Inheritance Harvesting.”
by Dexter Methoraphan May 24, 2020
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combine harvester

a man who shags everything he sees
Dave: is Steve coming?
Baz: No he’s too much of a combine harvester
by grannyhandler88 November 2, 2020
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