Hampster Cage

anal cavity

Donnie would like to store his little gerbil in Scotts hampster cage

by clgdswr August 28, 2009

Hamstar

A variation of the word "hamster" used simply to make the word sound different for the sake of being different or annoying. It can also be used simply to bother someone who insists of proper pronounciations or believes it has some other meaning that you are not telling them about.

Boy: "Oh... yup... hamstar..."
Girl: "STOP SAYING THAT! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!"

by PhobiaPhrenzy September 16, 2009

Hamster Claw

a large or above average sized penis with a slight curve that is able to fit in tight spaces

Girl 1: I found out why everyone calls him the hamster claw last night.
Girl 2: Oh yeah?
Girl 1: Yeah he was able to reach that hard to reach spot I told you about.
Girl 2: Get you some!

by LordofLorn November 6, 2009

Hampstir

To look in ones dirty laundry hamper for the cleanest clothes or to find a matching sock for a pair.

dianne: "Will you hurry up we are going to miss the movie"
dave: "alright alright, I just can't find my sock"
dianne: "just go hampstir a pair"

by darrennie July 26, 2010

Hamstered

When playing the online game 'Goldminer', and then catching a hamster that was blocking a diamond or big gold nugget!

"Dude, you just got totally hamstered!"

"Hey, have you seen Bob today? I think he might have comitted suicide 'cause he got totally hamstered last night!"

by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010

hamsterism

After-the-fact rationalization of sexual behavior by a woman, to avoid cognitive dissonance.

After Jenny got drunk and banged her boss at the Christmas party, she justified it to herself with the hamsterism, "I'm not a slut--he tricked me into it!"

by Col. Tigh November 9, 2013

Hagstrom

noun: An overly metaphorical, condecending, chatty, egotistical person.

My professor today was being such a Hagstrom.

by Freddie May 13, 2005