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Jerry the Hamburglar

A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.

Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.
Mom: Where did the ham go?

Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?
by Thehammatime August 16, 2021
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Muhammed Ibn Hamza

A name which is shared by an absolute cutie.
Person: "Omg is that THE Muhammed Ibn Hamza????!?!?!?!?"
Muhammed Ibn Hamza: "?"
Person: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE'S SO CUTE"
Muhammed Ibn Hamza: "?"
by definetly not Ibrahim March 13, 2022
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hamburger meat

The bits left in the toilet after flushing a messy shit.
Roomate 1 : "Fuck, man flush the toilet twice next time."

Roomate 2 : "Why?"

Roomate 1 : "There was a load of hamburger meat floatin around when i went to take a piss."
by That Fella. June 19, 2012
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hammurabi

Cheap in quality or to be very cheap in general
Example 1
Son: Dad, can we get a 12pk of sodas?
Father: No son, we have to wait until next weekend. That's when it will be on sale
Son: Stop being a hammurabi dad!
Example 2
Stop embarrassing me by wearing those hammurabi looking sandals
by eaParadise October 27, 2010
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Hamburger Helper

Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.

How to make Hamburger Helper:

Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush
Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!
by vap0rWTC February 5, 2010
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Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.
"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)
by Bunny Rivera May 17, 2004
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Ayah Hamza

(n). epitome of amazing, the meaning of life. super, cool, awesome, seductive, all in one. A win, in all aspects.
Look at that amazing girl, she's Ayah Hamza!

Psh, no way she can be as awesome as Ayah Hamza.
by itisthetruth94 December 6, 2010
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