Hamden

The most boring town in CT. Kids all are gweedo fags who don't have anything else to do but to come to cheshire parties and start fights and get there ass kicked. Then end up ruining it because there fat chicks can't keep there mouths closed.

Hamden Kid 1: Damn dude u got ur ass kick by that cheshire kid.
Hamden Kid 2: I don't care, is my hair ok?

by Hamden Sucks Ass April 27, 2007

Hamboning

Verb: The act of having buttsex. roots are ham (butt); and boning (sex, fucking, intercourse)

Larissa: "ay girl what'd you do last night?"
Shantissa: "me and my mans did some hamboning, I can't walk straight!"

by Obama696969 January 12, 2018

Hamboning

The act of performing sexual intercourse whilst eating ham.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I was hamboning this chick all night...fucking delicious.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.

by Phyllis E. Rection December 19, 2010

hamona

when a chick has really good goodlooking ass and legs, no skinny, very common in spanish chiks.

Look at this sprouter! she has fat hamona ass!!

by maryjizzle February 14, 2008

Hammontree

A very gay person who loves it up the butt in everyway.Also represents homotree.

Wow you know hes a hammontree.

by Lindsay123456789 December 30, 2007

HAMBONER

an excruciatingly boring professor, one who is obviously too friend out to comprehend the level of boredom that the class rises to when the lesson plan has begun.

Did you hear the HAMBONER today? Soooo boring, it's almost unreal. I wish we had a less HAMBONERISH teacher...

by GalwayGirl July 3, 2009

Hambone

A person, usually male, who extreamly dedicated to fantasy sports to the point of degenerate level and is also extreamly successful in the afore mentioned fantasy endeavors.

Timmy won the football league again? Damn - he plays like a hambone.

by ItsDJOBie July 8, 2018