Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021
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The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.
TONY : What did you do?
Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut
Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
TONY : What did you do?
Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut
Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
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A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
“Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”
"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”
“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”
“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
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