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midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021
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Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022
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Haircut

When you ejaculate on a cancer patients head under going kemo therapy and rubbing the jizz on the bald head and make it like a hairline
Yo I gave that bitch a haircut last night

Randy gave that girl in room 201 a haircut😏
by epichpap69 January 7, 2023
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Wearing hats with haircut

Basically if you wear a hat after you get a haircut you get 0 bitches and you fat and ugly.
Wearing hats with haircut .Smithy wor his hat that can only mean his haircut got fucked.
by Elver Gallarga June 4, 2022
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Haircut Expert

(n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)

A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”

"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”

“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
by Deedoe August 3, 2024
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Barbershop haircut

Mason 67 gets a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter because he doesn't give effoc
by idontgiveeffoc_9 September 8, 2025
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Slovenian Haircut

When a male ejaculates on two lesbian women scissoring who haven't shaved in a long time.
I wanted to give my 2 girlfriends a Slovenian Haircut.
by BananaPepper0348 April 14, 2024
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