Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
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Is a very cool and polite person, but don't get on their bad side. They won't spread rumors and usually eats a crap ton of food-mostly during lunch- every day! No matter how much they eat, they still be a skinny piece of shit. They hate being rude but when they are, ya better watch yo back. She is usually bi or lesbian, and she likes the girls with more personality. She herself has an amazing personality, and is very delighted to meet long lost relatives and friends. She is very interested in photography and also a comical sense of humor. Be her friend or acquaintance, but almost never her enemy. She may get mad, but holds a gruge for as long as someone remembers it. She hates herself and wants to change herself, but somehow even her parents still love her. She thinks every day on how to improve the life of others, never once thinking about herself except for when she gets embarrassed and thinks how she can not be seen again by those specific people she was embarrassed in front of.
Tommy: Hey did you hear about Guinevere? How is she?
Dominic: I don't know, she was in a pretty bad accident. She can't remember anything, but she is still her awesome self, even though she is a little more suicidle than before.
Tommy: Sorry Dom, I know she meant a lot to you.
Dominic: I don't know, she was in a pretty bad accident. She can't remember anything, but she is still her awesome self, even though she is a little more suicidle than before.
Tommy: Sorry Dom, I know she meant a lot to you.
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