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guato

They're like mexicans, except shorter. Deprived from the word Guatamalan. Such persons are often employed in roofing and/or landscaping to improve the agriculture and shelter for those of us that didn't illegally hop the border. Guatos tend to hit on anything that appears to have titties and sport funky 80's haircuts with walmart clothing and crusty toes.
That dirty guato is carressing my grass and eyeing my dog.
by the name's linh June 21, 2006
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guapamole

Spanish. Literally, "pretty chocolate." A hot black woman. Guapa = pretty + mole = chocolate.
I was at the bar last night and saw a real guapamole eating some guacamole!
by Shiggity and Trionna January 12, 2011
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guap

Commonly used to refer to 'a lot' of money for kids these days. For those growing up in the 80's and 90's, it appears to be a derivative of 'grip'. Damn kids, get off my lawn!
He makes a guap.
I lost a guap cause I'm a wonna be poker champ.
by PoiPoi May 1, 2007
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guapísimo

The complete opposite of Heesan
Heesan is not guapo; that is a mentira.
by Justin Howes March 11, 2005
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gaposis

The distance between a womans' legs at the crotch.
"That gal has a big case of gaposis going on, you could ride a bike between those and not touch either side."
by Martin Lee April 21, 2007
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Guap

When you have a long wet juicy fart that sounds exactly as the word itself.
Dude did you here mom guap? It be stanky!!!
by evan._.101 January 8, 2021
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Guap

The new facebook lacks the guap.
by TheRealGuapMaster March 20, 2009
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