grenade

(verb) to fart in your hand and throw the accumulated methane in someone's face.

Dude, I just grenaded your cat.

by steve February 6, 2004

Grenade

Could be used by terrorists or blowing up random shit

Yo bro throw this grenade into the airport!

Allah Akbar

by Iswearitwasntmemyguy August 26, 2018

plasma grenade

An entertaining weapon in the video game "Halo". Can create hours of fun or piss the hell out of your friends. Have a tendency to stick to things and then blow the absolute living shit out of them.

Master chief:*chuck plasma grenade on grunt*
Grunt: "Not again!!!!!!!"

by el scorcho October 31, 2004

grenade

A drink which contains jagermeister, tequila and red bull. It works by filling a glass with red bull and then placing two shot glasses inside, however they will not go inside the red bull as the two shot glasses support each other. Then you pull out the tequila shot (as if it is a grenade) and then the jagermeister falls into the red bull which you then down.

Ben: drinking slowly
Me: dude the grenade is going to go off, drink faster

by Steve_111 February 17, 2008

Grenade

The act of farting under cover, (many times) or blanket and releasing it on an unsuspecting victim.

I waited for my mom to come home, and right before she got into bed, I pulled a grenade and ran away. She came back screaming, "you nasty mother-fucker!"

by LateNightIdiots June 5, 2010

grenade

A really mean term used by the cast of "Jersey Shore". Jersey Shore has a cast that are narcissistic, bitchy, "full of themselves", aren't even good looking people, who probably has sex with hundreds of women and men (yes I'm talking about all eight of them), and aren't educated.

A grenade is an ugly girl who hangs around a bunch of other girls.... some of the "grenades" they mention aren't even that bad looking.

This term is the reason why girls and even guys have suck low self esteem and result to suicide or depression

Hey, look at that grenade hanging with her friends

by PEACE TO EVERYONE March 1, 2011

toilet grenade

The act of straining to have a bowel movement to the point of nearly passing out and then having a release that explodes and covers the entire inside of the toilet.

Robert came into the office and warned everyone not to go into the unisex bathroom because he tossed in a toilet grenade and that it needed a cleaning crew.

by superknox1andonly December 23, 2014