Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.

Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.

by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014

The rule of the 70’s gremlin

The Rule of the 70’s Gremlin is that,” you can take a crappy car and spend an exorbitant amount of money trying to make it more powerful and better looking”, but at the end of the day it’s still just a crappy ass Gremlin. You need to try another approach.

Look, we can spend another 2 billion on upgrading the state spending for the year, but it’s sill going to be stuck with “The rule of the 70’s GREMLIN” all over again. We need a fresh start.

by DaMartianAC January 24, 2025

Cave Gremlin Arc

Becoming a room dweller when there is nothing else to do.

Start your cave gremlin arc. Live in your dark room and hiss and scuttle away when you see any light other than your lamp or phone screen. Begin gremlinmaxxing. Eat your mac&cheese straight out of the pot, don't bother putting it in a bowl. Never sleep, just become a more skinny and agile version of the revolting slob from crashbox.

by ItsTheNatShack October 7, 2024

Pin Gremlin

An internet user who is willing to fight in the comments of a YouTube video to prove that they were, in fact, the first to comment on it, demanding to be "pinned".

Person 1: "First! Pin me!"
Person 2: "No, I was first!"
Person 3: "Alright, we all know damn well neither of you were first, now shut up, you pin gremlins."

by Sana the Masako May 24, 2023

Grem/Gremlin

A person who questions reality too much and procrastinates most of their work. They’re o k but will act like a dog to you. They say sorry a lot and can get clingy.

Sometimes they can be salty but it’s because they don’t want to put up with more bullshit.

Person 1: Joe kinda acts like Grem/Gremlin don’t you agree
Person 2: Yeah but is Joe Joe Tazuna 😐

by Spiritually Joe Tazuna February 12, 2021

Wall Gremlin

An amazing bitch who practically lives on a wall.
Almost always found in a country.

Rarely in space

My friend is in fact a wall Gremlin

by WhereIsWillToLive March 7, 2022

Scheme Gremlin

A man or women you have anyone. Iggy stand with that is not particularly flattering to the eye and lives in a scheme.

Did you see that Scheme gremlin Chris went home with last night.

by Scheme Gremlins April 21, 2018