Drapes or Grapes

Drapes meaning uncircumcised penis. Grapes meaning circumcised.

Oh man , do you have drapes or grapes? No man, I'm Jewish , I just have a grapes, I'm just skin.

by Gingervicious May 3, 2015

Dirty Grape

A. Shoving your nut into an asshole

B. Someone who is being a moron.

"OMG, she was so kinky I made two dirty grapes"

"For Fuck sake, stop being such a dirty grape"

by ematz December 4, 2014

Grape soda

A person with purple hair, extended form of “grape”.

N: Guys look! I dyed my hair
M: Okay grape soda
N: What?
M: Your hair is purple

by Ace the simp October 23, 2023

petrified grape

A Raisin

Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?

Guy 2: No, it's raisin.

Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.

by Dysfunctional.Asian August 15, 2017

Stemless grapes

Post-vasectomy testes.

Baby, I don't need a rubber. I have stemless grapes here...

by Angry Bill March 28, 2010

grape popsicle

Sleeping with someone not of your preferred sexual orientation, ie: a lesbian sleeping with a man, to see if you still prefer the other gender.

Brandy had a grape popsicle the other day. Turns out she still prefers cherry.

by vlalekat August 14, 2017

Grape you

Bust someone in the head

I don't wanna hafta grape you

by Low-Key bruh July 30, 2023