grank

Grank is a combination of the words "Green" and "Skank" used to describe the Green Skanky Phlegm you get with a serious cold.

"Eeew, dude you just coughed up a huge ball of grank!"

by Magaz May 9, 2007

Granolescence

The state of being granolesque. Also: Granolescent.

His granolescence scares everyone who doesn't use patchouli for deoderant.

by lady j March 16, 2005

grank

when a woman grinds your leg while you choke on a dick

i'm about to grank this lard ass

by nicest terrorist April 18, 2009

Granorexic

When an elderly lady is watching her calories for no apparent reason, except for the fact that she is crazy and old.

My grandma is granorexic. She thinks a handful of almonds is a meal.

by [e-mail] November 21, 2011

Granola lady

Someone who is very plane

yo moma is a granola lady

by mr mayonase January 4, 2012

Granzow

A far less superior name than Pierce.

If you're a Granzow and marrying someone with the last name Pierce, you should definitely change your name to Pierce.

by Luvbug407 November 14, 2013

granola smoker

Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.

Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker

by Nygma February 4, 2015