Feltch Gobbler

n: one who sucks cum out of another's rectum.

Timmy anal penetrated this hot broad & dumped a load of cum deep into her bowels. The broad's sister then proceded to suck the jizz out of her tine hole as she farted. Talk about one sick ass Feltch Gobbler.

by Tina Sperm Cleana November 8, 2011

bone gobbler

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher ith a bone gobbler.

by sbo October 13, 2013

Midnight Cock Gobbler

Person who sleeps with their mouth open, hopeful to get a mouth full of dick.

Jenny sleeps with her mouth open, you should make her the Midnight Cock Gobbler tonight.

by phatcartman August 13, 2012

dong gobbler

a man who likes to suck on other men's dong (a queer bastard)

Ryan is such a dong gobbler

by squatsy November 2, 2003

gobblet

A baby male turkey. As opposed to a turklet, which can be either male or female.

I would kill that turkey, but think of its poor gobblets.

by Pete Hufnagel January 15, 2006

gobble my knob

Something you can say to a woman if you're interested in getting kicked in the nuts.

He said, "gobble my knob," so I tied him up, took his clothes, and left.

by Stormcrafter April 28, 2006

goblers point

the point where you ask a girl to give you a blowjob,

"will you meet me at goblers point, come alone tell no one."
"the Mrs has the painters in this week, so I had to go to goblers point instead!"

by Johnny Sunshine October 30, 2007