Golden pump

When you mistake ejaculating for urinating while having intercourse.

I was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.

by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017

golden cave

When a man is having sex and think he is about to ejaculate, but actually urinates inside his partner

Holy shit, I was having sex with Peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!

by Gcave October 14, 2016

Golden Five

A high five which occurs when two people are peeing.

It cannot be stressed highly enough that this must be done blindly, as it is bad peeing etiquette to look toward another person as he or she is peeing.

(At a urinal)
Person A: Dude, did you see that chick who was totally checking me out just a few minutes ago?
Person B: Whoa! Totally! She was smokin', dude!
Person A: Dude, I know. Lay it on me, brother!
(Golden Five ensues)

by Golden Dude July 7, 2009

Golden pickle

When a mans penis is covered in urine and is gobbled upon, by the opposing sex in a heterosexual relationship and same sex in a homosexual relationship.

I went to peters last night and he totally fed me the golden pickle.

by Golden pickle September 7, 2014

Golden Gophered

Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.

The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.

I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.

Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.

by DSeanK January 28, 2015

Golden Whistle

When receiving fellatio, a male urinates into the performing females mouth and all over her face and body if he prefers.

Last night when Kimmy was blowing me I gave her a golden whistle.

by AJax Mydick September 21, 2010

Golden Ropes

1. Mixture of urine and ejaculate. This happens when a male becomes too excited while giving someone a Golden Shower. This is a rare occurrence because it is extremely difficult to urinate and ejaculate at the same time.

2. Ejaculating into the hair of a blonde.

Silky covered me in golden ropes last night!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 30, 2019