by JETolo April 17, 2009
1) An inside out used condom, worn on the hand and used by a creepy stalker chick to impregnate herself with your semen.
2) When you wear a prostitute like a mitten.
2) When you wear a prostitute like a mitten.
Definition 1:
Dude 1: Dude i heard Stacy is having your baby.
Dude 2: Yeah, that bitch took a used condom from my dumpster and love gloved herself with my sperm yo.
Definition 2:
Dude 1) Did you love glove that hooker man?
Dude 2) Yeah bro, yeah man, i stuck my hand in there and wore her like a mitten.
Dude 1: Dude i heard Stacy is having your baby.
Dude 2: Yeah, that bitch took a used condom from my dumpster and love gloved herself with my sperm yo.
Definition 2:
Dude 1) Did you love glove that hooker man?
Dude 2) Yeah bro, yeah man, i stuck my hand in there and wore her like a mitten.
by Grandmaster K April 15, 2009
She said not to try it with more than three finers, but after a little bit of coaxing and more than a few tears I was wearing her pink glove like I'd been born with it on.
I didn't know that I truly loved him until I wore his pink glove.
I didn't know that I truly loved him until I wore his pink glove.
by Makiuspa Policeman February 14, 2006
After having protected sex, the man removes the "filled" condom and slaps his partner in the face with it.
My girl and I just had sex but complained because I came and she didn't. I challenged her to a duel old school style by removing my condom and giving her a glove slap across the face!
by savgT May 09, 2018
To treat somebody with utmost caution so as not to disturb or inconvenience them due to their stature or persona.
by Al Joshalot February 01, 2010
While having anal sex with a female partner, you slowly insert your hand into her vagina, twist the wrist then masturbate using her colon wall.
Kristi is into fisting, so while ass ramming her I plunged my hand into her beaver and proceeded to jerk myself off with her colon wall. It was as if her colon were a miners glove.
by miner man December 14, 2009
by nebski January 07, 2011