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Global Perspectives

Global Perspectives is the most useless subject to ever exist
by Mata November 28, 2023
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post-globalism

An age when everybody's secrets are out because of the Internet and everybody is free to act on that information at will.
Man post-globalism sucks. Everybody's trying to be and look perfect to everybody else when nobody is. The main thing is to learn to be better and try again. It's just beginning!
by Kooyle December 7, 2022
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global

a little shit who lost 0-5 to calgary and said "im boutta fry calgary" well get fucked
bro your kinda acting like a global rn
by zaperzy December 15, 2022
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global warming conspiracist

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.
A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.
by Petdragon December 28, 2022
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Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
“CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!
by Terrysuki September 22, 2023
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globalism

It means when someone says someone is dyslexic and they say they didn't know anyone named Alexis.
"He broke me up for bandalism"
"Golleee He Dun used a globalism"
by dontworryitsnotglobal October 30, 2019
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Global Cheese

Global Cheese is a group chat on Twitter that is filled with the funniest people in the whole world. They are constantly raising the bar and looking flawless while doing it. Some comedians even say they got their inspiration from the friend group.
Did you see what GLOBAL CHEESE is talking about today? They’re absolutely hilarious!”
by Depression 67 December 18, 2020
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